Saturday, 6 May 2006

But Wait! There's More!

Yes there is indeed more!

With this spousal package, fishing gear! Rods and reels tooooooo numerous to count; tangled lines, flys of every colour and description, favourite spinners, waders, fly jackets etc. Magazines! Fishing magazines, annuals, bits of torn newspaper articles (silverfished! of course), books; plus an aluminium dinghy with outboard motor, oars and life jackets.

Not only does he pursue outdoor activity (see above), but he is also a great football fan; enjoys watching footy on the idiot box up loud because he is deaf in one ear .... or is that just selective hearing ..... oooops! non-attribute there! erase ! erase!

And finally attached to this offer one can't refuse is ... superannuation, life insurance, handsome share portfolio, off-shore trading interests and property investments. Ladies this offer is too good to be true, but it is!!!!!

Leave name and phone number I'll get back to you.

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