Friday, 5 May 2006

To Give Away to Any Home

Husband - Genuine reason for giving away. Please leave name and phone number if interested.
Attributes: Excellent employee, works hard. Polite and well manered most of the time, other times uses expletives and language unfamiliar to other members of household. Good provider, comes with working hard. Always gets the wheelie bin out on time. Punctual for any appointment, always arrives half hour or more before time. Irons own work clothes. Uses downstairs loo. In reasonable health except for a pickled liver.
to be continued .... with pic to view!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The RSPHC will be after you!!!I got a dog for my husband, it was a good swap!!!! It was lovely to catch up with you yesterday!! Hope you are NOT up on the treadmill, but sleeping in!!!

MrsDrWho said...

dear rosie, i have 'imaginary husbands' as one of my interests, maybe you need one of those!!! thanks for the comments on my blog